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Valkyrie has been a crazy series: crazy fun. This OVA isn’t an exception.
First you have two OVA eps on this disc. The first is 45 minutes long and it’s
a recap narrated by crazed Val fan cat-maid chick and psycho Hydra. It goes over
character intros like wimpy Kazuto who can’t take advantage of his luscious
bride-to-be. That’s for a really good reason: she’s often transformed mind
and body to an early child self. If he was into her then, that would just be…creepy.
Just wrong. So shake it off cuz they don’t go there (thank you!). They give
you a fair feel for the first season, focusing on the beginning and the end to
set things up for where they are now, cat girls and all. What’s so cool about
this is that it means you can watch this DVD without having seen season 1. But
why would you want to miss out on the babes and mad laughter? Of course you don’t.
But in case you haven’t seen season 1 yet, this gives you good background and
enough set up to figure the story out for the next OVA ep.
The Ova ep that actually deals with bridal training is only 25 minutes long.
Shame because it was funny. Val’s mom has shown up on earth and is crashing at
Kazuto’s pad. It seems she’s hot to get those two kooky kids together for
matrimony. She’s also just plain hot. So hot momma to Val gets this idea to
make a bridal competition to see who’ll be the best bride. Before you can say
zaniness, she’s roped in the regular cast and put them all (and nope, it’s
not like she asked them if it was okay first) into real bridal simulations. Now
they’re all trapped each with their partners in other realties until Kazuto
and Val get their act together. Every reality is hilarious. The sappier stuff
with Kazuto and Val are okay but it sure took a long time before Val finally
transformed into her regular adult (read: sexy babe) Valkyrie self. It’s short
but its fun. It’s scant on the usual gratuitous nudity and babe-o-rama we’re
used to with this anime, but from the preview in the extras for season 2 (coming
out before Christmas), the girls will be back and the harem hilarity will begin
anew.
EXTRAS:
The extras are what you’ve come to expect from this series. There’s clean
opening and closing animation, Japanese commercials, Valkyrie world notes,
previews of other ADV titles, text interviews with Japanese staff, and a special
preview of season 2 (the fan service is back with a vengeance baby!).
IN SUMMARY:
Not as babe-tastic as season 1 but still fun. It has a twist at the end and a
term that had me howling. So there’s still a couple of good chuckles and the
show helps build a lot of anticipation for season 2, when things look like they
go babe-o-looza!
Though I cannot deny this anime is full of silly moments and lots of fanservice,
making it one that it is seemingly more or less geared toward true anime fans,
and otaku, it also touches on almost everyone of the genres within anime and I
think does an excellent job of it, giving a great if slightly inane story for
those that are willing to give this one the chance it deserves. I truly think
UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie will appeal to a lot of people, and a lot more then
other reviews seem to believe.
Part of what makes this so special to me is the story which takes place on a
Earth where aliens are commonplace, and neko girls (cat girls) are considered to
be just as much a part of everyday life as the aliens. It is within this world
that Kazuto Tokino decides to run his late grandfather's bathhouse despite
protests from his parents and sister who consider it to be a "money
pit". One night when working in the bathhouse an alien named Princess
Valkyrie, who is running from a marriage her parents arranged for her, destroys
the bathhouse when her spaceship crashes into it. She also mortally wounds
Kazuto, however, she is able to save his life with a magical kiss that gives him
half of her soul, and turns her into an 8 year old child. She can return to her
adult form by kissing Kazuto, but it only lasts for a short time, and is mostly
done when there is a need to protect Kazuto.
Princess Valkyrie is then stranded on Earth in the form of an 8 year old child
with the mind of one too, unable to look after herself even though the entire
solar system is out searching for her. Kazuto who owes her his life and truly
cares for her works to protect this super sweet very hyper Princess Valkyrie
from those alien invaders some who are searching for her to bring her back home
to the marriage her parents had arranged. Valkyrie meanwhile shows a great and
increasing love for Kazuto who shares part of her soul. Further Valkyrie's
neko-meido (cat girl maid) Sanada comes to consider Kazuto as Valkyrie's
official fiance and helps him to protect Valkyrie.
Personally, one of the things I really like in this anime this switch that can
occur in Valkyrie and how her different "ages" try to show how much
she has come to love Kazuto, one is very sorry for what she has done to him and
uses her powers to protect him, and the other, the younger Valkyrie, seems to
cling to him jealously perhaps in a way to show how deeply her older self also
feels but refuses to admit or cannot admit.
The animation is also stunning in my opinion, and very excellently done for such
a short series which does actually have two sequels. Overall I say this is a
must see for any anime fan and those looking for a good silly original anime
that covers a lot of the genres of all anime within this one series.
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