Sex to further a career?! If I were 22 again and told to sleep with powerful
men while I can, I'd sue your ass into the ground while I still have a lawyer.
Some young men have standards.
The problem with gay men is that they don't listen to — wait,
what was that quote again?
We need to start showing up at the Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church
anti-gay protests with our own signs. Mine will say "Come join the Westboro
Baptist Pedophile Church!"
Making snide remarks about someone's home and furnishings does not mean you
are cultured. It means you are an extremely rude guest who will not be invited
back.
My social life was so much better when I had low self-esteem. Trying to
please everyone, letting people use me and disregard my feelings did wonders!
Associating only with people who are good for me basically means I spend a lot
more time home alone feeling better about myself. Yippee!
Why is it that all of the hot twinks turn out to be lesbians?
No, homosexuality is not a Western import. In fact, in large parts of the
world, homophobia is. Learn your own history before lecturing the rest of us on
it.
I'm Jewish and never even heard of the Kabbalah until Madonna
popularized it. Funny thing is, even though I believe in Jewish teachings and I
like Madonna, I don't want to hear about the Kabbalah because it sounds like
embarrassingly pathetic bullshit. Go figya.
Got problems? Make a "pro" and "con" list. Be honest. If
someone or something is teetering in between, throw them on the "con' side.
Finished? Rip off the "con" side and toss it. Go with the
"pro" side. Your life will improve instantly!
Bitch Boy responds: Why actually deal with problems when you can just
throw them away!
When young gay men and women date older partners, they're likely
looking for a mature, level-headed adult, not an emotionally unstable
13-year-old in the body of a paunchy middle-aged deadbeat.
Why do lesbians have an odor, you ask? It could be any number of things,
including perfume, Tom's of Maine products, diesel fuel or the unique aroma
caused by the use of Thai crystal deodorant.
In light of the back and forth about what Kabbalah does or doesn't
teach, I guess Christianity isn't the only religion that means whatever any
particular devotee wants it to mean at any given moment.
This redneck lesbian is utterly amazed at the lack of intelligence in these
posts. I bet I take better care of my trailer than you do of your stuff.
Ignorance is not a marketable skill.
To the lesbians complaining about the fag-hag bartender: Gay men are
friendlier and tip better than lesbians, too. Try and get a dollar bill out of
your freakin' pocket instead of some quarters and then maybe I'd pay you some
attention.
Why do gay men have all the fun? Do women just hide or is it that we can't
get along in social settings? Where are all the lesbians? I'd give my brother's
left arm to find a decent woman here to date.
Exactly what have Democrats done for us lately? Wise up, fools. Neither
party is doing much to further gay rights. Keep believing the fake promises and
see where it gets us.
Our straight, liberal Democratic allies are working harder to make gay lives
better than hypocritical, conservative gay activists. Those pretentious queens
wait blindfolded for tricks in their log cabins, while publicly encouraging the
rest of the gay community to grow up.
Reading "Bitch Session" is the highlight of my week. When it's
posted online late, I get real crabby. Do others feel this way, or do I need to
get a life?
Bitch Boy responds: I've heard your complaints and have taken Webmaster
Boy out to the woodshed; 40 lashes later, I don't think you'll be left waiting
in the future.
To the furry bottom I almost had sex with: I can't get near your ass if you
have a little ball of something tangled up in that mess.
When we stop acting like sluts, maybe we will be taken seriously. Get off you
knees in public restrooms; have more of a goal in your life than getting laid;
and take your relationships seriously. Let's change
So what if I like to take my clothes off while I'm dancing? It does not mean
I want you to touch me!
Where can I find a directory of gay doctors? I prefer not to see a straight
one.
If you "respond passively" to show that you're not interested,
maybe you need to learn the word "no."
What's up with all these fools up and cruising online at 4 a.m. claiming they
don't party — yeah right! And I'm not a crack whore either!
Why do gay men wine you, dine you, woo you, tell you how beautiful you are,
how they can't wait to see you again, and then disappear off the face of the
earth?
Gay men suck! And not in a good way!
I don't feel guilty for being white. I feel bad that racism exists, and
probably always will.
What's up with all these young guys out at the bars and then rushing off to
the church for redemption the next day?
It's not fair! Gay men only have to go to go as far as the nearest park to
cruise for sex. Lesbians have to go all the way to law school.
What's with straight girls dating girls until they can't take the
pressure anymore? What happened to embracing who you are instead of hiding
behind who you're not?
To a certain 30-something man who dates only younger guys because men of his
own age are yucky: What keeps the young hotties from thinking the same about
you?
What's up with straight homophobes yelling "faggot" at us? What am
I supposed to say, "Thanks, I didn't know I was gay and knowing is half the
battle"?
Nothing brightens my day like reading "Bitch Session" and picturing
the circuit boys gathered around tittering, proud of themselves for
"getting in" as though being published here gives validation to their
moronic rants. You go, girls!
To the delusional bitch who said we owe you and older gays for the life we
enjoy now: The fact you fought for comprehensive health care has nothing to do
with gay rights. Further, we still fight for dignity and respect, and it's
something we earn ourselves.
Why do people keep thanking Bitch Boy for the bitches in "Bitch
Session"? He doesn't write them. He only occasionally responds to them with
stupid and annoying remarks.
If you don't want people asking where you are from, or what's your ethnic
background, then go back to your country and look like everyone else. Just be
happy someone is willing to talk to your sorry ass.
So if two flaming queens are frequently doing each other does that
theoretically make them lesbians?
You do realize, I hope, that every time you make a nasty remark, Miss
God makes the lines around your eyes get just a leeeeeeetle bit deeper!
I just realized something kinda scary: I'm in my late 40s, and the
hottest sex I've had since 1980 has been with closeted Republicans. What am I, a
walking glory hole?!
I don't know how you and your boyfriend can seriously expect people to
believe you're monogamous when you're hanging out at clubs all the time? Most
people go there with the expectation to drink or get laid.
You try to micromanage your boyfriend's life, and you demand his undivided
attention every waking moment, usually for the most inconsequential things. Yet
you wonder why he needs his space.
Deliberate
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