The Most Popular Girl on MySpace
Who knew that the most popular artist on MySpace was a Vietnamese American
named Tila Tequila?
I guess her 1,428,055 MySpace friends do. That must mean that all of you are
already her friends and I’m just the poor smuck who read about her in Rolling
Stone’s HOT issue, where she is profiled as “Hottest Add.”
(Okay, just listening to her song “Fuck Ya Man” on her MySpace page, in
which the chorus goes “I ain’t trying to fuck your man, erebody knows he’s
my number one fan.” Later there is a line: “I ain’t trying to fuck your
man, looking at my myspace, lotion in his hand.” Great, now this song is stuck
in my head. Good beats though.)
Is it gross that I’m excited that the most popular person on MySpace is
Asian American?
Tila Tequila electronic bon ton self made video